Conspiracy, Eh?

Item: USA-PATRIOT act passed, Oct. 2001
Item: "X-Files" final season, Nov. 2001 - May 2002
Item: M. Night Shamalamadingdong's Signs released, July 2002

Coïnci-ma-dence? Or grade-A bullplop?

Well, now there's this.

(At the very least, I see an Ig Nobel in the future for those guys.)

Posted by Mr. X

Just because you think they're out to get you doesn't mean they aren't.