Bart, Stop 'Pestering' Satan!

So, last week I ran across the Jesus in 2008 website. A coworker and I began discussing potential running mates. I opined that it could be Satan and Dick Cheney's love-child for all that it matters, since you can't kill Jesus.

Then I started wondering about the parentage of said hypothetical love-child, specifically, which one would be the mom? If one thinks about it seriously, there's really only one conclusion to be reached:

Satan would be Cheney's bitch.

I mean, come on: can you imagine Cheney being anyone's bitch? Even Satan's? No, you can't. Q. E. D.

Then the Great Celestial Coïncidencinator stepped in. One of Monday night's syndicated Simpsons eps ended with Homer singing this rock classic:

Satan you're my lady
Stick me with your pitchfork thing
Satan you're my lady
Stick me with your pitchfork thing
All night long...
...ye-yeah girl

Smother me with your Beezel-boobs
'Cause I'm a rock 'n' roll hero

And, finally, the clincher: in "You Kent Always Say What you Want," Homer spilled hot coffee in Kent Brockman's lap, leading Brockman to utter "a word so vile it should only be uttered by Satan himself while sitting on the toilet."

To repeat: "...while sitting on the toilet."