Lamest. Fortune. Ever.

Either the prognosticators' union is staging a work slowdown, or the future ain't gonna be all that exciting. I got a fortune-cookie fortune that read, in its entirety,

It is a nice day.

I suppose that, theoretically, one could recieve an even lamer fortune. For example,

Hello.

Note, however, that this is only a hypothetical fortune: to my knowledge, no-one has actually received it. Hence, the "nice day" fortune retains the "Lamest Ever" title (according to 19 of the 27 world cookie-fortune governing bodies).