25 August 2009

Quick, Get Bart Out of the House Before God Comes!

Next time Churchy shows up at the door lookin' for a soul to save, I'm asking three, prolly four questions:

1. Do you expect to be Raptured?
2. Do you have any pets?
3. What arrangements have you made for your pets should you be Raptured?
4. And yet you still expect to be Raptured?

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