Is T.V. Guide a Book?
From Not Always Right, in a bookstore:
So, OK: Van Helsing is a "complete work of fiction," unlike...Dracula?
Customer: “No! I want the Van Helsing version [of Dracula].”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Yeah, in Van Helsing, Van Helsing is the main character and he fights Dracula and Frankenstein.”
Me: “That film is a complete work of fiction. Van Helsing never fought Frankenstein or Frankenstein’s monster.”
[emphasis added]
So, OK: Van Helsing is a "complete work of fiction," unlike...Dracula?
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