My Neighbors Suck, and They're Probably Terrorists

Kept track over about a 10-hour period the other day:

• Next-door neighbors stomping on floor & banging on walls (supra-ambient; acute instance or chronic episode): 12
• Using car horns for doorbells (unique cars): 4
• Doing nothing while watching infant or toddler scream (episodes): 2
• Slamming apt door (instances): 3

Other crimes that they commit, just not on that day:

• Kids hollering in hallways for fun
• Inflicting lack of musical taste on all residents