I Can't Handle the Truth!

We're through the looking glass, people. We're living in Happyland, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane.

"The Bush administration argued in support of workers."

Here, let me repeat that:

"The Bush administration argued in support of workers."

OK, so this was something stupid, like non-union workers suing for the Right To Work, right? I mean, it has to be: this is the Cheney White House we're talking about.

Well, they do say that truth is stranger than fiction. And now we have proof. The Bush administration argued that

the Employee Retirement Income Security Act permits an individual account holder to sue plan administrators for breaching their fiduciary duties.

I wish I knew what their logic was. It's Cheney and Bush, man! They don't care about workers, not unless there's something in it for themselves. What is it? What is it, dammit?!